Buckley Blog

10 Made Up Phobias
That Should Be Legitimate
+1 Bonus Phobia

1. Fear of chipping the front 2 teeth. Now I also fear of pictures of chipped teeth.
2. Fear of forgetting to apply deodorant. Also that someone will notice the forgotten application of deodorant.
   
3. Fear of not finding a bathroom. Until the wearing of Depends, this fear is going to thrive.
   
4. Fear of losing the remote control. Now what am I supposed to do?
   
5. Fear of being late. Nothing makes me feel like a bigger jerk than being late, that, and when I insult people accidentally.
   
6. Fear of eating something with a hair in it. A picture of this would have been just as horrifying as the real thing! You're welcome.
   
7. Fear of not clean bathrooms. Mostly just touching things in the not clean bathrooms.
   
8. Fear of revealing too much wearing a bathing suit. Who wants that? Sick.
   
9. Fear of getting lice. Also includes, pictures of lice, thinking about lice, sharing brushes, touching heads, and watching people scratch their heads or other body parts, etc.
   
10. Fear of having a child lost. Thought I lost Preston at a work Christmas party when he was a little guy and had a debilitating panic attack.

The Bonus Phobia:
surfaced after our move to Washington.

It is the fear of having a tree fall on our house. This picture sums it up well.
This fear instigates a fear of strong wind. It never ends.