mardi 19 août 2008

Top 11 Favorite Phobias
10 wasn't enough.

My personal favorites because they are interesting, fascinating or ridiculous.
  1. Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat. Lame. First, they are kind of cute, second, how often do you encounter one? (Doraphobes prefer this little guy as a pet. See #9)

  2. Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public. I bet some people really have this fear. Mildly interesting.
  3. Pogonophobia- Fear of beards. Yeah I think I am afraid of beards. I wouldn't want that for me.
  4. Pedophobia- Fear of children. Why? I am like 3 times their size, I could totally dominate in a fight if I had to.

  5. Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. AAAAgh. Don't get it. How does this fear manifest itself? You don't look at an "8"or say the word "eight" without sweating? What about the sideways 8 "infinity" sign? Is that nervousmaking?

  6. Mnemophobia- Fear of memories. Good luck curing yourself of this one and then remembering that you were cured of it already so you don't need to fear anymore. Follow me?
  7. Lutraphobia- Fear of otters. This one is not rational. Look at this guy. All laid back chillin in his habitat.

  8. Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars. My sweet littly guy friend Zach, who is 7, loves the word "hobo" and uses it frequently. He is no hobophobe.

  9. Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals. "I love your dog, I just don't want to touch it." Get it away from me.

  10. Barophobia- Fear of gravity. Pretty much unavoidable. How about getting over this one?
  11. Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. If you are afraid of this then your life must be pretty great.

lundi 18 août 2008

Phobias & Self Diagnosis Results
Most lightning strikes occur either at the beginning or end of a storm. A warning that something wicked this way comes, or something wicked this way is leaving.

Thank you internet for the diagnosis, I've got severe
Astraphobia. Defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of thunder and lightning", each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.

I know that sound travels slower than light. So by the time thunder roars, the damage by lightning is already done. Not all phobias make sense.

I also have the following:

Aerophobia - Fear of flying

Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder (different website, different phobia name)

Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking. Actually, I fear wasting time cooking something that is going to be gross anyway.

Verminophobia - Fear of germs. I am glad germs are not visible to the naked eye.

Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. They are all murderers.

Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness. If I really had this phobia I'd make my bed, but I don't.

Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents. Who wouldn't have this phobia? I just don't want an accident right now. For me or my family. When push comes to shove, I just don't want that.

Yea!! I don't have the following:

Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects. Look at the picture- he is so happy. That's me when I give blood. Free cookies. Wait-I am afraid of knives.

Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders. I change my mind. I do have this a little. I also fear killing spiders because of that "crunch" sound they make when I capture them and squish them.

Dentophobia - Fear of dentists. Always loved the dentist. Everyone should have straight, white teeth.

Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. Teens are fantastic. They are bursting with creativity and love for life.

Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public. Practice has healed that fear. Doesn't mean that I'm good at it though.

Hemophobia - Fear of blood. Eh. Blood is necessary for life. Seeing a lot of it coming out of some one might be bothersome though.

*I looked up some of these phobias at dictionary.com and they weren't there. So - the accuracy of this post may be flawed.

jeudi 14 août 2008

Today we spent the day here:
It was lovely. I actually swam across. It's a river and there is another side which is not shown in the picture. The boys played in the sand for hours. Hours. Hours. Hours. Hours.
Josh made a movie today called "Bordo". It is really BORING. The theme is boring, so it is appropriate. Okay, bye.

mercredi 13 août 2008


Now You Can Get All the
Buckleywood Studio's Movies
in one place.


It's fun and it's free.
Click on the link on the side column!
Titles include:
Barefoot Josh
I Believe I Can Fly
Preston's Star Wars Movie
The Great Fall
Josh's Great Fall
Dangerous Driver
&
Yoda's Lair

Enjoy.

samedi 9 août 2008

Beware of Yoda's Lair

Star Wars is this weeks move theme. I don't really like putting on my robe and hitting my loved ones with plastic light sabers. And then filming it.
The boys in this family however do that very thing monthly. Sometimes weekly. Christian's friend from college visited a while ago and he and Christian went out into our cul-de-sac to light saber fight. Yeah, it's okay to feel sorry for me. I do.

Given my super girlyness and averseness to most things Star Wars related, this movie will probably disappoint. True story though. What a scammer I was. Here it goes:

In 1980 a group of young star wars fans were led to a remote spot that was rumored to be the location of Yoda's lair.

mardi 5 août 2008

Day at the DMV

A comedian a long time ago said something like this: "This is what life is: you're born, you go to school, you wait in line at the DMV, go to college, wait in line at the DMV, get married, wait in line at the DMV, then die."
Today we spent so long at the DMV getting Audrey's drivers permit.
Now- I'm done talking about the DMV.

But this SWEET GIRL, who has been giving me this look everyday:

Says it's time to practice driving.

All I see is this face:

"Trust me Mom. You know I'm responsible."
I know. I know.
This is when I start to get grey hair.

dimanche 3 août 2008

Great to be 8!

Yesterday, Josh was baptized and confirmed a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.


2006: Nicholas


2002: Preston


2000: Audrey

We are proud of you and know that true happiness comes through obedience to the commandments and adhering to the counsel of our living prophet.